I have been assigned to attend the police academy, and will be an arson investigator.
My first thought is "Hooray me!"
My next thought is "Academy? Do you know how long it's been since I've been in an academy?*"
I'm just over the edge now, closer to 50 than 30. I think this may be a whole 'nuther experience.
*Academy Sports and Outdoors doesn't count.