One of the Lieutenants on another shift called and needed to swap days so he could go to a wedding. I walked into the station, in the cold, wearing my knit watch cap and my old denim station jacket. We haven't been allowed to wear them on duty for a few years, so mine is old and dirty since I wear it around the house when working. One of the firemen looks over at me and just out of the blue says "Dude, you need a Harley."
Huh? says I.
"Dude, you look like a biker." And he just walks off.