We arrived at the scene of the "wreck" on the highway. Among other things we found, was an extra car. And inside was a woman passed out in the drivers seat, car in gear, foot on the break and the engine running. This particular car had nothing to do with the accident, she had just pulled over and passed out.
Did I mention she was almost naked? And not a good naked either, no it was a "I'm so drunk I've thrown up all over myself" kind of naked. Just for the record, why do manufactures insist on making thongs in a size 3 XL? I mean they have to know that someone is going to wear them and then end up drunk, almost naked and a poor unsuspecting firefighter will be forced to see it.
Wrong, just wrong.
So as the young cop is handcuffing the drunk, nasty, topless female in the 3xl thong, we spoke to him.
I said "You know, when you dreamed of being a cop, this is what you were thinking about wasn't it? The girls, in tiny thongs showing you their tits? You're living the dream aren't you?"
He shuddered and scrunched his eyes closed.
My fire fighter said "There's still time, take the test, you can be a fireman in a few months."
The cop looks at us and says "Yeah, but you guys had to see it too."
I said "Yeah, but she's riding in your car, not mine." as we got on the fire truck.
Just trying to help folks, that's what I do.