Lucky me, today I am to report for my "Official Jury Summons".
Last time it took them about 10 minutes to decide that I was not what they wanted on a jury. Not sure why. I would actually kind of like to be on one, just to say I had I guess. Never had that experience.
'Course I've never been poked in the eye with a sharp stick either, so maybe I should be careful about wanting any particular experiences.