Thursday, June 25, 2009

Department of Homland Security to pay me $6million

A new one showed up today in my email. It seems the Department of Homeland Security wants to help make me rich. Check this out:


Office Of Homeland Security
State Of New York
633 Third Avenue
New York,NY 10017


INFO: ARRIVAL OF YOUR PAYMENT HERE IN UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA
We wish to inform you that we are in public domain now as we are in
yahoo, hotmail,
Aol, Comcast,Juno,sbcglobal,Gmail to monitor most mails coming in and
out of USA.

We, the Entire board of Office of Homeland Security, U.S.A hereby write
to notify you that
we have received a payment in your name via a wire transfer meant to
be deposited in your
account. Note that we are here to look after every fund that comes into
this country for security
purposes especially on terrorism watch lists in conjunction with dept of
tresury. A serious instruction
was given to us by the government after the september 11, 2001 incident
led by Osama Bin Laden.
You can know more from this link below. www.september11news.com

However, we are here to inform you that we need the PRESIDENTIAL
GUARANTEE CERTIFICATE
and APPROVAL FROM FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE CERTIFICATE which you have
to obtain
and present it to this office.And it should be quietly known to you
that we cannot release this payment
of $6million to you until we get the two Certificates from the origin of
this ATM CARD.Be Informed that
once we receive the certificates from you, we shall commence the
immediate delivery to your account.
Confirm your bank account number and routing number for payment purpose.

Your immediate response is required in order to transfer the money
$6million to your account.

Treat this as urgent
Yours Truly,

Mr. David Sheppard
Director, Department of Homeland Security(DHS)
New York, U.S.A
Disclaimer: This electronic message may contain information that
isProprietary,
Confidential, or legally privileged or protected. Itis intended only for
the use of the individual(s)
and entity named in the message. If you are not an intended recipient of
thismessage, please notify
the sender immediately and delete thematerial from your computer. Do not
deliver, distribute or copy
this message and do not disclose its contents or take any action
inreliance on the information it contains.



It's gotta be real since it's from DHS, right?

I am gonna buy SOOOO many sport utility rifles!

Mr Fixit

3 comments:

Larry said...

Woohoo! Your troubles could almost be over!
Or just starting, one or the other. Me, I keep getting emails from the FBI, nothing from DHS yet.

Gerald said...

This is the first one I have seen from the DHS, and I have a collection of over 100 of these things. It's interesting to see how the language has changed since they started.

BobG said...

The last one of those I got was from the FBI.