Saturday, June 14, 2008

Snippets

A few snippets of conversation I found humorous during my trip to San Antonio:

My wife to me on the drive down:

Her- They're sure are a lot of Mexican restaurant's down here.

Me- It is "San Antonio", remember?

My wife and I, while on the river walk:

Her-
...I really want a coffee table.
Me- I really want a motorcycle. If I get you a coffee table, can I get me a motorcycle?
Her- Sure... if it's a solid gold coffee table.

And overheard at The Alamo:

Female-
(while reading the names of those who died defending The Alamo) They're sure were a lot of Mexicans at The Alamo.
Male- (Laughing) They're was a whole shit load of Mexicans here baby!


More Monday.

Mr Fixit

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