A few snippets of conversation I found humorous during my trip to San Antonio:
My wife to me on the drive down:
Her- They're sure are a lot of Mexican restaurant's down here.
Me- It is "San Antonio", remember?
My wife and I, while on the river walk:
Her-...I really want a coffee table.
Me- I really want a motorcycle. If I get you a coffee table, can I get me a motorcycle?
Her- Sure... if it's a solid gold coffee table.
And overheard at The Alamo:
Female-(while reading the names of those who died defending The Alamo) They're sure were a lot of Mexicans at The Alamo.
Male- (Laughing) They're was a whole shit load of Mexicans here baby!