Man and wife shop at big box home store.
Man loads lumber into pickup while wife watches.
Criminal mastermind walks up and attempts to take wife's purse, with husband watching.
Husband retrieves shotgun from pickup to defend wife, fires one shot.
Criminal mastermind leaves skid marks as he attempts to vacate the area.
Criminal mastermind runs to police car and begs, yes begs, to be let in.
You can't make this stuff up folks.
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